sheep-in-space asked: Stephen Fry has a new autobiography out! I still need to give you back the first one.
WHaaaaaaa?! How did I not know this? Why is it not in my posession? What’s it called?
DO YOU EVER CRY BECAUSE IN PHILOSOPHER’S STONE THERE’S THAT SCENE OF HARRY DURING HIS FIRST NIGHT AT HOGWARTS SITTING BY HIMSELF AT NIGHT LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW AND STROKING HEDWIG AND A VAGUE SMILE CREEPS ACROSS HIS FACE BECAUSE HE MIGHT FINALLY BE HAPPY AND THEN THERE’S THAT SCENE IN PRISONER OF AZKABAN WHEN THE FIVE BOYS ARE IN THE GRYFFINDOR COMMON ROOM EATING SWEETS AND FOOLING AROUND AND UGH DO YOU EVER JUST CRY BECAUSE HARRY HAS FINALLY FOUND A PLACE TO CALL HOME
No because Harry Potter is the worst character in Harry Potter. Talk to me about Dobby or Moaning Murtle or Hagrid or Snape or Herminone or the centaurs or the Weasley Parents, then I’ll shed a multitude of tears.